Blaster fire scorches the heavy metal wall of the starship's interior.  Rebel forces hit the floor like Kubindi Msqitos under a lightsaber mosquito zapper.

Imperial stormtroopers pour into the ship laying waste to the arriving rebel forces.  In the background a golden protocol droid and a blue astromech droid race down the corridor as blasts shoot past them.

A large stormtrooper turns to a trooper at his side and the tinny, radio-enhanced voice crackles above the din of combat, "Hey Tom."

The second trooper fires his E-11 blaster rifle, taking down a rebel scum, "What's up Big John?"

The big trooper throws a frag grenade and a cluster of rebels are caught in the explosion leaving only gory remains strewn across the walls, "You remember the beginning of Star Wars?" Tom's eyes widen behind the death's headesque helmet as he looks up at Big John. "Darth Vader's personal flagship, the Imperial Star Destroyer Devistator capturing the Tantive IV in orbit over Tantooine? Great Scene."

A rebel's attack blasts the faceplate off the helmet of a stormtrooper.  The big trooper grabs the body and uses it as a shield to protect himself from a volley of fire.  "Tom, I think I just came up with our next Two-Gun Pixie podcast..."